Ramzan

Ay iman walo
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abe 14 rozy baqi hain himat karo


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Be-Zubanon Ko Jub Wo Zaban Deta Hai
Parhne Ko Phir Wo Quraan Deta Hai
Bakhshne Pe Aye Jub Ummat K Gunahon Ko
Tohfe Mai Gunahgaron Ko Ramzan Deta Ha


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Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,

Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,

May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan


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Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,

Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN” aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna

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Jisne bana dia her ghar ko gulistan.

Chala jaega kuch ganton ma ye mehman.

Tohfe ma dey jaraha hay ye ‘EID’ sabko.

Alvida ! Alvida

Mah-e-Ramadan

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Khalqat-e-khuda ab rone ko hy.

Mah-e-Ramzan bhi juda hone ko hy.

Socho zara kia paya hum ne.

Kia apne RAB ko manaya hum ne?

Kia jane ub naseeb mai yeh maah ho ya na ho.

US ki rehmat ka kia haq paya hum ne?

Ab b waqt hai mana lo apne Rub ko

k Baab-e-maghfirat band hone ko hy.

ALWIDA RAMADAN


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"Jo shaks apny jaib kharch se apne doston ki Iftari krvata hai,

kamyabi hamesha uss k kadam chomti hai.

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Assalam-o-Alaikum!

Aap ko Aur Apke Ghar Walon ko

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Allah Hi Po0chy Ga,
Ik Bar Bhi Aftaar Pe Nahi Bulaya! 


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Aj se 6 Bajay k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nhi send krey ga
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Very Simple
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Woh Aftaari Bana Rahi Hogi.tung nahi karna warna pakoray jala degi yaar

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Rozay daaro !

Allah Nabi dy pyaro !

Jannat dy hak daaro Thora Khaao.


Ay iftari hey Valima ni :-) 

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Sehri k baad 15 ghante
gheri nend so liya jae tou
bhook or piyas nahi lagti.

ZUBAIDA AAPA K totke ;-) 

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JitNA MARzi kan lga k sun lo Magrib ki azan me abi bohot time hai!
Sabar Karo 

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Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nhe hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile hoga

2.Angutha buton pr hoga

3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga

4.Phr sochega k kisko Frwd kro =P


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10 Days Remaining ... !!

Aap Zara Soche'n k Us k Baad Kia Hoga?

Masajid Ho Jaye'n Gi Veeran

Almaario'n Mein Band Ho Jaye'n Ge Qura'an

Azaad Ho Jaye Ga Shaitan

Phir Gunaho'n Mein Doob Jaye Ga Har Insaan

Dilo'n k Zang Duur Kr De YA REHMAN

Hum Reh Gaye Hyn Sirf RAMAZAN k MUSALMAN....!!! 

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Garmi K Mausam Ki Wajah Se,

Agar Rozay Main Aapko Shadeed Pyaas Mehsoos Honay Lagay.

To Aisa Karen.

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Maghrib ki Azaan Ka Intazaar Karen.

Ziyada Dramay Bazi Ki Zaroorat Nahi Hai. 

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SaCH BATANA ROZY ME LARKI DEKH k KYA KRTE HO?

A) moo nechy
B) thora aasra
C) full aasra
D) ya phr roza apni jaga. Dunya dari apni jaga 

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Hath Rakh kar Pait per Karwatain Badal raha Hon Main Faraz...



Ary Koi Ye To Bataye....


Maghrib ki Aazan Hony Main Kitna Waqt Hai. :-) 

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Mere Mehboob k dil se shak kyon nahi dhul raha.

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Mehboob ko maaro goli.
Ye Roza kyon nahi khul raha??? :-0 

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Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. Saturday


Aur Us Din Mujhe Aftaari Pe Invite Kar Len. :-)


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Rozay Daaro
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Hosla Rakho... ;-> 

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~Mafhoom-e-Hadees~
"Sehri Mein Barkat Hy,
Isey Har-giz Na Chorho !
Agar Kuch Nahi Tou Us Waqt Pani Ka Ek Ghoont Hi Pi Lia Jaye,
Kyun k
Sehar Mein Khanay Peenay Walo'n Per ALLAH TA'ALA Rehmat Farmata Hy Aur Farishtey Un k Liye Dua-e-Khair Krty Hyn."
(Musnad Ahmad) 

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Wo konsa waqt hai jab bap betay ko, beta bap ko
maa beti ko, beti maa ko
bhai bhai ko
dost dost ko
nahi pehchanay ga
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Aftari Ka Time... ;->


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Marhaba Sad MarhAba Phir Aamd-E-RamzAn Hai

KhiL Uthey Murjhaey D�L Taza Hua Emaan Hai

Hum GunAhgarOn Pe Yeh Kitna Bara Ehsaan Hai

Ya ALLAH Tu Ne Atta Phir Kar Diya Ramzan Hai

Dosto kAr Lo GunahOn sE Subhi Taoba K Ab

Par Gaey Dukh Pe Taaley Qaid Har Shetan Hai

Do Jahan Ki Nematein MiLt� Hain RozedaAr Ko

Jo Nahi Rakhta RoZa Woh Bara NadaAn Hai

Ya Elahi To MadeenEy Main Kabhi RamzAn Dikha

MudatOn sE D�L Mein Yeh Hum Sub Ka Armaan Hai...
Jazak ALLAH 


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Ager Sehri Mai Pani K Last 3 Sips Mai

SUBHAN ALLAH,

AL-HAMDULILLAH,

JAZAKALLAH.

Parh Lia Jae To Piyas Nhi Lagti.

Ap B Yad Rakhain Uron Ko Bhi Btain.

Have a Nice Roza



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Ramzan Dhamaka Offer
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Jab Pata Chalay To Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena.
Shukriya.

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Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..



Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..





Log Roza Na Torh Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr... =P ;-> 

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RAMZAN Aane wale hyn
Agr mene apko koi dukh dia ho ya meri waja se apko koi taklif hui ho tu Zra sochiye ga
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Phly ap ne hi koi kaminapan kia hoga =P 

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Tasbeehs For Ramazan
1st Ashra-Alhamdolillah
2nd Ashra-Astaghfirullah
3rd Ashra-Allahumma Ajarni Minun Naar
Send To Many People And Get Swab In Afterlife. 

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Duniya Bananay Wale Ki Taraf Se

" Dhamaka Ramzan Offer "

Jannat Mai Plot Book Karvain , Inthai Asan Shrait Pr ,
Sachi Tooba Se ,
Advance Booking KArwain ,
Rozana 5 Namazoon K Installments Jama Karwain ,
Corner Plot K Liye Poore Rozay Rakhien ,
Behtrin Tamirat k Liye Zakat Dain ,

There R Only 7 Days Left ..

Jaldi Karo 

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RAMZAN
RAHMATON
OR
BARKATON
WALA
MAHEENA
HAI........







ISS
MAHEENAY
MAIN
APNA
KHASS KHAYAL RAKHNA.......






KION K.....



















FRISHTAY
SHAITANON
KOO
DHOND
DHOND
K
PAKAR
RAHAY
HAIN..... 

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Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan
RAMZAN MUBARAK

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Dosray Rozay Main Ye Haal Ho Gaya Janab..

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Mujhe Dekho Fit Hun Alhamd-O-Lillah.. :-)

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Rozdaar ki har dua maqbul hoti hai.
Magar ek dua rozdar ki qubul nahi hoti,
wo ye k..
'ya khuda iftaar ka waqt jaldi hojaye'

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Welcome to RAMZAN menu:
apne GhUNAAH jan ne ke liye 1 dabain,
TOABA k liye 2 dabain,
MAFI ke liye 3 dabain,
or GHUNAAHON se nijaat ke liye apna "GALA"dabain
SHUKRIYA.

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RAMADAN RECIPE

A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.

Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK


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Ramazan Pridictions..

Iftar Se Pehle,

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Iftar Ke Baad,

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_!/ !_

Touba Hai, Had Ho Gayi..

Kitna Khatay Ho Yaar.. ;-) 


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Pehla Roza
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<( )> 70 Kg
J L

10wa Roza
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<( )> 50 Kg
J L

20wa Roza
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<( )> 20 Kg
J L

30wa Roza

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Kahan Ho..??

EID Wish Karni Hai.. ;-) 


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  (",)/ Ay! Kia
  <))   Bolti Tu?
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 (.")  Ay!Kia may
<((> Bolo?
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 (",)/
 <))  Sun!
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 (.")
<((>
_/|_  Suna!
Kbi apny ghar aftari pe bula,,,,


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Ye lo sambhalo apnay bachon ko sub ka darwaza baja ker Aftari mang rahy thay! :-)


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Kehte haun kya Pyaar main neend uhr jati hai dosto,

Koi sade naal ve pyaar kare sadi sehri wele akh nayi khuldi…


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Sehri main DAH’HEE
ka istimal piyaas ko kam karta hai, gala tar rakhta hai.
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Lekin roza rakh k doosron k dimagh key DAH’HEE bananay se prhaiz kia jaye.Please:-D


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Jab insan dastarkhan per Aftari ka samaan bicha kar azan ka intezar kerta hai to…
Allah Tala bare fakhar say farishton say farmata hai kya: Bande kya samne mikhtalif qism ki khorak or penay ki cheezein pari hain lekin wo mere khof say nahi kha raha.

Tab Allah Tala insaan say farmate hai: Aye mere bande mang aj mein teri har dua qubal keroga, Allah azan say pehla dastarkhan per mangi hui dua qubool kerta hai.

So please pray for all and remember me in your pray’s.


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SORRY!

To all of you…
Aap soch rahe honge kya meine ap loogon say maafi kyun maangi,
Kyun kya ye Maghfirat ka Ashra hai
Aur
Humare Nabi s.a.w.w. nay farmaya: Halaak hojaye wo shakhs jo Ramzan ka Maina paye or apni Maghfirat na karwa sake.

Or Allah har gunah maaf kardenge siwaye gheebat kya. To meine kabhi bhi aap ki gheebat ki ho ya kabhi apka dil dukhaya ho to please mujhe maaf kardi jiye ga.



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Waqt tu parindy ki terhan he uhr jayega,
Gaya waqt phir nahi kabhi aye ga …,
Kerlo dil bhar kya naykain Ramzan main,
Ramzan tu Mehmaan hai chala jayega!

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Bass na chalay ga Kuch b ab Shaitan ka,
Aaya hai muskrata hova mahina Ramzan ka,
Ghar Ghar main jalay gi shama fakt Toheed ki,
Arsh chovay ga Sajda kamzor baibas Ensaan ka,
Barsay ga Rahmaton ka sawan Har soo har ja,
Har zuban pai ho ga Naghma Fakt Rahman ka,
Awo apna apna daman Donay ka ahd krain NoOr,
Qismat walon ko milta hai moka Apny pahchan ka.

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Tumhara sms
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Is baat ka
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Farishto ne tum ko 30 din k liye band kardia.
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WOOOW…Double Barish?

Pani ki bhi
&
Rehmaton ki bhi

Enjoy lovely Mosam in Ramadan

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~*Ramadan*~ ~*Mubarak*~ ~*Ho*~

Hadees-e-Nabwi (Sallallahu Alaihi Wassallam):
Agr Bandhon Ko Maloom Hota K Ramadan Kya Hy To
MERI Umat Tmana Krti K Kash Poora Saal Ramadan Hi Ho.


 (Sahi Ibn-e-Huzeema, J3, S190, H1886)

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Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

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Dil ki Gehraiyon say,
Eid Ul Fitr …

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Ka intizar kero,
Aur chup chap Roza rakho :-)


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Apne doston ko main kaise samjaon Faraz,
Ki mohabbat massage karne se nahi…
Iftar kerwane say bhi hoti hai.

(‘.’) Kuch
<)(=`> Socho
_/\_ Zalimo!

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Karachi our us kya mazafat mein:

Pakoray,
Samosay,
Fruit Chat,
Chana Chat,
dahi bhaley,
Aur…
Sharbat bana ney
Ka time ho gaya hai.

Zuban tou ander karo! :-p


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Zabardast Offer!

Aik nya zabardast FREE package:

1 neki per 70 nekyein Free
1 harf tilawat per 700 nekhein bilkul Free
1 namaz per 70 namazein ka Free sawab

Yaad rakhein ye package 1st Ramzan say 30 Ramzan tak valid hoga

Is offer se zyada se zyada faida hasil kehrein, Or mujhey Duaon mein yaad rakhein.



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