Love

"Nafrat"
Ho Jay Gi
Tum Ko Bhi Dunya Se, . ,


"Muhabat"
Kisi Se
"Beshumar"
Kr K Dekhna. . .


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Be Rehmi Se He Sahi Magar Kuch Bola To Karo.



Chup Rehte Ho To Nafrat Ka Gumaan Hota Hai.....!!!!!


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Wo Na Aye Par Unki Yaad Aakar Wafa Kar Gayi,
Rahi Tamana Har Waqt Milne Ki Mere Aman Sukun Tabah Kar Gayi,
Der Par Ahat Suni Koi Par Socha Asar Dua Kar Gayi,
Drwaza Khola To Koi Nahi Tha Mazak Hamare Sath Hawa Kar Gayi


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2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:
1 Din Chira Bola:
Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?
Chirya:
Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena
Chira:
Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta
Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye
Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy
1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga
Tbhi Chirya Boli:
Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.
Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya
Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti
Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha
Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K
Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti. 

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A Little but Sweet Love Story"

BOY:
Dekho mene naya cell lia!

GIRL:
Wah! chalo "Ramada" me Party dedo!

In Evening, dey Went to "Ramada Plaza"

(After Completing Dinner)

GIRL:
Oye! How did u Manage Money for dis Kind of Hotel?

BOY:
Cell Sale Kar dya!
Tm se barh k thori na tha IDIOT :-) 

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Aik DOLI Aik JANAZA takra gaye,
dekhne wale b chakra gaye,
 
uper se awaz aayi ye kisi vedai hai
mehbob ki DOLI ko dekhne yaar ki MIYAT Aayi hai 

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Jab husn burke mein sadak par chala karta tha,
ek diwana peeche-2 chala karta tha,

socta tha ki kab hawa chale aur husn ka deedar ho.

Ek din diwana chal basa. kuch din baad husn ko deewane ki yaad ayi.

jab woh kabar par ayi to andar se aawaz ayi..waah re khuda aaj mein hoon parde mein aur woh benakab ayi. 

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"Paa" k tmhein Hum khona nahi chahty.
Judai main
Tmhare Hum rona nahi chahty..
Bas zindagi bhr
Tum Humary hi rehna,
Q<k> Hum b to kisi or k hona nahi
chahty..

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MØHÅßßÅT kìa haì...?

Urdu ne kaha: bewafao ka khel hy.

Maths ne kaha: khushì+gham.

ìslamìyat ne kaha: 1 ìbadat hy.

Geography ne kaha: dìlon kì sarhaden open krne ka nam hy.

Scìence ne kaha: 2 dilon k darmìyan kashìsh hy.

Hìstory ne kaha: taj mahal ka dosra nam hy.

Or aap kìa kehte ho...?reply must

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Mere Kandhe Pe Ser Rakh Ker…
Us Ne Pucha Ke Kab Tak Apne Kandhe Pe Sone doge

Maine Hanste Howe Kaha Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandhon Pe Na Uthayen..

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Teri Bheegi Palkon Se Aansoon Chura Lenge Hum,
Apni Yaad Se Tere Har Pal Ko Saja Denge Hum,
Pass Rahne Se Hi Pyar Sacha Nahin Kahlata,
Door Rah Ke Bhi Pyar Nibhana Jante Hai Hum

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PALKO PUR NA GUJNU SAJAY KARO;
ANKHO MAI NA KAJAL LAGAYA KARO!
MAI TO MUR JAAUNGA TERI SAADGI PAR;
KAJAL SE GAAL PAR TIL NA BANAYA KARO

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DEAR CUSTOMER:

Assalam-o-Aliakum,

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER

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Muhbbt me Nhi hy Shart,
Milnay ya Bichharnay ki,
.
ye in Khud-Gharz Baaton se,
Bahut Aagay ki Dunya hy.

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Mohabat Zindagi Ke Faislon Se Larr Nehi Sakti..!!

Kisi Ko Khona Parta Hai, Kisi Ka Hona Parta Hai..!

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“Nazuk” Mizaaj Hai Wo Itna K Kuch Na Pocho
?        “”

“Suna” Hai Usay Neend Nahi Ati Apni Dharknon K Shor Se.

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Kis Qadar Masoom saa Lehja tha us ka,,
“FARAZ”,,,

Dheeray se
,,”JAAN”,,
keh kar,,
,,”BE-JAN”,,
kar diya……!!!!

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Hum ye nahi kehtay k koi un k liye Dua na maangay,
MOHSIN
Hum to bas itna chahtay hain k
Koi Dua me Unhain na maangay..

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 wo  bi  kya  din  they  hum  roz  mila   karte  they

 rat   bahr  chand   k  hamra   phira   kartey   they

 hamian  jo  dekh   kar   guzr   jate  hian     pas  se

kabi us shakhs se hum kitna pyar kya  karte  they

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Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
 Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.

 Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
 Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga.

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Teray ird gird hain ghomtay,

Meri zindagi k muamlay,

Tujhy dhond lenay k shok main,

Menay apna aap ganwa dia...

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Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,

Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

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Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai,
Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,

Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai

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Kitna pyar karte hai hum unse,
Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,

Magar aisa na ho ke woh hosh mein tab aaye,
Jab hum gehri neend mein so jaye

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Mujhe maloom hai mera mukadar tum nahi


Meri takdeer se chup ker ek baar mere ho jao

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Sacha Pyar

    kisi ne kha Phool se
    k
    mujh ko bata
    tu aaj tak ku khilta raha

    tu ne to di sub ko khushbo
    tujh ko kiya milta raha ?

    Phool ne muskura kar kha abhi tu nadan hia
    Jeevan ke Sachey Pyar se abhi tu anjan hia

    dene ke badley kuch lena
    wo tu aik karobar hai

    jo de ker bhi kuch na mangey
    wo hi tu Sacha Pyar hai.

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Ek Roz Yunhi Chalte Chalte Uss Ne Pocha Mujh Se,
Kon Ho Tum?
Aur
Kon Hon Men?
Mei Muskuraya
Aur Kaha,
Raasta Hon Main,
Aur
Manzil Ho Tum.

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0% i hate u,
10% so nice u,
20% so cute u,
30% so kind u,
40% so need of u,
50% found of u,
60% my deal u,
70% i want u,
80% i miss u,
90% i like
100% @};-I@};-Love@};-U@};-

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'A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Boht Azim Insan Tha Jis Ne Ye A,B,C Banai

Magr 1 Mistake Kr Gaya

Nalaiq Ne

"I" Ko "U"

Se Boht Dor Kr Dya.'

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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

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Khuda ne mujhse kaha… Ishq na kar tu diwana ho jayega!

Maine kaha aiye khuda… Tu msg padhnewale se to mil.. Tujhe bhi ishq ho jayega!

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 Dil Chahta Hai Tumse Pyari si Baat Ho,
Khamosh Taraane Hon, Lambi si Raat Ho,
Fir Unse Raat Bhar Yahi Meri Baat Ho,
Tum Hi Meri Jindgi Ho,
Tum Hi Meri Kaynaat Ho.

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LOVING Day ‘
Aj koi meri aisi Baat Batain jo apko Bohat Piyari laghti ho.?
Ans: ……..?

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Reply  but truely…


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ONELY FOR ____U____

Agr Duniya main Sub hi Apsy Pyar krty hain

ToAp samjh lena k “ME” in sub main sy Ek hun

Agr Apko lagy k bas kuch Log apsy Pyar krty hain

To Ap samjh lena k in kuch main ek “ME” bhi hun

Agr apko lagy k sirf Ek hi insan apsy Pyar krta hai

To

Ap samjh lena wo “ME” hi hon

Agr apko lagy k is Duniyan main apsy koi Pyar ni krta

To

Samjh leNa k “ME” ab is Duniya main ni hon…


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Fish said to

water:

"You can't see my Tears because i

am in you"!

Water replied:

"But I can feel your Tears Because

you are in Me". . . :(


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